So I (or the ones holding us at knifepoint) thought you should know a little more about our team. We may be diverse bunch, but we get along just fine and share the Wolfie’s Warriors banner and a drive to make this a great semester! (Please don’t stab me)
So here we are, pictured from left to right, together with our favorite foods:
Stan “Professor Xavier” Adler, who likes spaghetti with marinara sauce. You see, he’s a pragmatist, and only the most filling and cheapest meals get the cut.
Kevin “Kevin” Navarro, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of all zombies, dead or alive– well they’re all dead anyway. As you may have guessed, since his grandpa made it all the time for his family, he loves barbacoa, a remnant from before the zombie outbreak, no doubt, and the grandpa of the barbecue.
Next we have Brian “Not Bryan” Yang, whose only petty entertainment is writing this post as sarcastically as possible. While he normally photosynthesizes, eating the hearts of his enemies gives him strength.
And last, shortest, but by no means least, we have Xiao “Chairman Meow” Liu, secretly a ninja sent here to infiltrate our class. She greatly enjoys the bonfire of the hotpot, or steamboat for you southerners, a social affair that reeks of warmth and boundless possibilities, even in the cold of winter.
So there we go with team introductions. Can we please have an A now? (Pretty please?)