As I awaken to this shockingly blue, abhorrently lovely day, I wonder yet again—why mezcal? I enter this blog bleary, yet with a wry punchy sensibility and a foolish optimism unmatched by any number of prancing Von Trapp children. May this maiden voyage into the tenebrous waters of the blog sea lead me to fairer shores!

Zaphod Speaks,

and Roman takes dictation.